officialunitedstates:

a bank teller?  what are they telling

Where the nearest river embankment is. Many need to know this important information is to escape reality, to drown their sorrows and souls in the mud and the sand, only to be swallowed by the beings of the water. There is no escape, only ducks.

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Diva (Bow Down Remix)
By Beyonce

kobetyrant:

827:

innnit:

*sprints for 40 miles*

*squat thrusts through a brick wall*

*throws that ass in a circle causing a disturbance in the earths rotation*

(Quelle: itsallrustanddstardust)

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lutzel:

dlubes:

Incredible

it looks like a fetus

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lutzel:

That wouldn’t work at all

(Quelle: sluttydilf)

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lutzel:

lutzel:

lutzel:

This song is the source of all my childhood trauma 

imagine your OTP singing this

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talk sexy to me

lutzel:

frostymaggie:

fiyerro:

i’ve been angry about this for my entire life

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 back in the 1920s the National Fire Protection Association urged people to start using the word ‘flammable’ instead of ‘inflammable’ (which is the original word) because they were concerned some people might think inflammable meant not-flammable. Actually, the in- in inflammable was derived from the Latin preposition meaning en- (like enflamed), not the Latin prefix meaning -un. It’s not like everyone knew the derivation of the word, so the change probably made sense. However, confusion persists today regarding which word to use.

Flammable is the modern term for a material that catches fire readily. Inflammable means the same thing. If a material won’t burn easily, you could say it is not flammable or nonflammable. I don’t think unflammable is a word (and really anything can burn if you try hard enough, right?).

(Quelle: elderthomas)

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You tryna say I’m not attractive Jake?

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clothing adjustments that need to happen

dolphins-and-hashbrowns:

merlsemrys:

runningbox11:

• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
• plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
• clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
• pants for people with no butts
• cute bras in bigger sizes
•the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear

pockets

FUCKING POCKETS

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thankscomics:

Time for some classic Deadpool with a Spidey-Deadpool team up.

Scans from Deadpool volume 3, issue 10

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